I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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