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Wipe that smile off your face.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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