My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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