But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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