susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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