She is in my trunk
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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