Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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