was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
