And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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