Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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