Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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