Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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