that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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