Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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