I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
where are you?
Hypothermia
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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