i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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