Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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