so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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