Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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