Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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