is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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