i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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