He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Never joke about your clitoris.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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