His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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