Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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