I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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