She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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