It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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