bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
she pinky promised me she was 18
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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