That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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