fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
