How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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