even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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