I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
whose ass print is on the piano?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
