did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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