Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I'm bleeding and have questions
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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