Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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