So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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