that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Terrible idea I love it
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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