Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Randomize
