mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
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