nut hugger
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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