found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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