Taylor Swift is so right about you.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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