next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
