i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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