i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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