So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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