try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It all started with a game of naked twister.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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