my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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