Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I think a kid would responsible me up
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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