Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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