did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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