where am i from again
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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