sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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