I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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