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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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